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playboy_philanthropistTo: Barton
From: Stark
Subject: not even sure
You still bored there at your not so mile high club?
From: Stark
Subject: not even sure
You still bored there at your not so mile high club?
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Date: 2012-11-30 03:02 am (UTC)From: Barton
Subject: that's worrisome
Yes. I remember how much I hate routine. What's up?
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Date: 2012-11-30 03:03 am (UTC)From: Stark
Subject: I've gotten that before
Well, I have a proposition which is definitely not routine.
How good are you at kidnapping?
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Date: 2012-11-30 03:26 am (UTC)From: Barton
Subject: i'm no good at subject line banter, just so you know
Outstanding. Business or pleasure?
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Date: 2012-11-30 03:45 am (UTC)From: Stark
Subject: that is bullshit
Mostly business, but a bit pleasure for you.
Itsy bitsy emailed me about wanting a fireworks show and a big handsome man to toss her over his shoulder and kidnap her. Not really my style. Especially when blowing shit up, kicking ass, and taking names. You game, Tarzan?
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Date: 2012-11-30 03:54 am (UTC)From: Barton
Subject: yep
She needs extraction? Come and get me right now.
And go into my closet and get the black bag with the camo straps. Be careful you don't drop it.
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Date: 2012-11-30 04:00 am (UTC)From: Stark
Subject: the altitude has obviously gotten to you
Not sure if it's as much need as want. But extraction that keeps her cover intact. Maybe grab another guy too for Phil to rough up. I've always been told to bring gifts to people I visit.
Got it, sweet cakes. I'll keep your bag of dildos safe and sound. You got a jet out there or are you going to be riding me all the way to Russia?
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Date: 2012-11-30 04:10 am (UTC)From: Barton
Subject: are you still typing?
I'll have to acquire some form of transportation. Fury's gonna be pissed. Where are we meeting?
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Date: 2012-11-30 04:24 am (UTC)From: Stark
Subject: speech recognition software is a wonderful thing
Depends what you pick up. I can hop on in route if you have doors you can open. Otherwise, I'd say Russia.
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Date: 2012-11-30 11:55 pm (UTC)From: Barton
Subject: pretty fly for a white guy
I'll send you coordinates when I'm en route. See you in a couple hours.