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[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Avengers; Lewis, Darcy; Hill, Maria; Miss Potts If You're Nasty; Rhodeshouse
From: Stark Raving
Subject: The usual college bullshit.

First off, this big senior man on campus is putting in an alcohol order. So unless all you little frosh are looking on testing your fake IDs, give me your lists of liquors, boozes, and wines. Be warned, I refuse to buy wine in a box. Bruce, Steve, you are required to put in suggestions. You don't have to drink them. I'm just striving for variety. Either you give suggestions or no one gets booze. And I'd rather not see Boris und Natasha try and use their moose and squirrel chasing skills to get into my private stores. So far the list consists of good Russian vodka and what counts as mead on this planet.

Second, I've set up a mailing list for all us goody goody, world saving, big damn heroes so we don't have to waste all that time typing out all our names. Just put in Avengers and it'll get to all of us. If you need help with how to do that, just ask JARVIS.

And the last item. The ever popular house meeting. You know, little pow wow, let's all get to know each other, set up ground rules for the orgy. The usual things. If anyone has ice breaker games they want to play or specific house rules they want to discuss, please, bring them to the meeting in the living room on [insert the date that it'll be happening]. Also submit any suggestions for snacks here as well.

Comments

[agent_barton]

To: The Man in the Iron Mask
From: The Hawk

... Boris?


Put me down for Jack Daniels Single Barrel Whiskey. I know Tasha will take care of asking about the vodka.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: The Eagle Scout
From: Much Better Looking Than DiCaprio


Would you prefer to be Natasha? I think you'd look good in a little purple dress.

Done. And yes, she already gave me the low down when Steve was going grocery shopping. Anything else?

[agent_barton]

To: Much Older than DiCaprio, too
From: Master Assassin

I'd look amazing in a little purple dress. I'm not sure what the point is there.

Cookies. All the cookies.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: You're Alright
From: Burned

I demand a fashion show. Because I'm equal opportunity like that.

Cookies are not liquor. Even if they are drowned in it.

[agent_barton]

To: The Landlady's Boyfriend
From: Call Me The Fireman

You asked for snacks too. All the cookies.

Fashion show? Maybe...

[pepperinapot]

To: Avengers; Lewis, Darcy; Hill, Maria; Rhodey, James; Stark, Tony
From: Potts, Pepper
Subject: There is Nothing Collegiate About This, for one thing there's maid service

Tony can and will change your e-mail name. Please check before you send any outgoing correspondence, especially to the press. I will teach you how to change it back.

Please feel free to bring up any concerns or complaints at this time. There is a lot of reconstruction occurring so this would be a good time to let us know about any changes you want made to your living space.

Regards,
Pepper

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Avengers; Lewis, Darcy; Hill, Maria; All Rhodes Lead To; Ruiner of Fun
From: Stark the Renamer
Subject: My college had a maid service. Ok, I had a maid service.

Please disregard the woman behind the curtain. She doesn't know what she speaks of. I would never do something like change email names. Especially randomly in a long line of very serious emails.

[pepperinapot]

To: Revoking Your Nickname Privileges
From: Potts, Virgina
Subject: Your life is no one else's life. Seriously.

Can we not ruin all my credibility right off the bat? That would be great. Thanks.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Potts, Virginia
From: Revoking Your Nickname Privileges
Subject: Yes. And?

No fair talking JARVIS into taking your side. How will they know I like them if I can't change their names?

You know your credibility looks one hundred times better because of rising above my shit.

[natashka]

To: Mad as a Hatter
From: Badass Bitch
Subject: Isn't it all bullshit

Also, Tequila. Don't skimp.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Killer Thighs
From: Thin Line Between Genius and Madness
Subject: The classes aren't.

Right. How could I forget the tequila? On the list.

[natashka]

To: Insanity personified
From: You know you miss these thighs on your desk
Subject: You actually went to class?

You're getting old. Only explanation.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Seducer of Innocents
From: Title Threatened by Loki
Subject: I was a science nerd, so yes.

Man, two hits on my age in one night. And it's not even my birthday. What's up with that?

[capsteve_rogers]

To: Stark, Tony
From: Rogers, Steve
Subject: RE: The usual college bullshit

I never went to college, so I don't know what's usual. Who is Boris and why do he and Natasha chase squirrels and moose? Do they live in Alaska? Do they have squirrels in Alaska? When is the meeting? I could check a calendar, but I don't think insert the date is one of the days of the week, unless a lot more has changed in this world than I realized.

Beer is good. It has no effect on me, but it can be nice after a long day at the construction site.

Steve

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Rogers, Steve
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: RE: The usual college bullshit

Partying. Students over 21 buying booze for the students under so they get trashed. Partying, partying. Oh, and some classes thrown in every now and then.

It's a reference from a cartoon called the Bullwinkle Show. It had a lot of little short cartoons in it, the main one involving these spies trying to capture a talking moose and flying squirrel. JARVIS can pull up video for you. And as far as I know, squirrels of some variety are almost anywhere with trees.

Typo. It was a place holder. JARVIS has put the time and date in everyone's calendars. He'll remind you all too.

I'll look for some good microbrews. They're more focused on taste than just being a vehicle for getting drunk.

[capsteve_rogers]

To: Stark, Tony
From: Rogers, Steve
Subject: RE: The usual college bullshit

Really? That's what college is? I guess I'm not missing anything then. People actually pay to go to school so they can party and get drunk? That's whacky.

A talking moose and a flying squirrel. That sounds interesting. Did you watch it as a child?

I'll appreciate the reminder. It will be good to meet up and discuss what rules you want to implement while we're living under your roof. Taste is good since I can't get drunk. Do they still make tootsie rolls? I checked at the market where I bought food, but I couldn't find them.

Steve

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Rogers, Steve
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: RE: The usual college bullshit

People pay to get an education. The partying is more of what happens that people focus on more. For a good deal of the students, it's their first time living away from home, so shenanigans happen. Drinking, partying, sometimes drugs, sometimes sex. The real reason to go through is the education. It's become an accepted thing to do. It's becoming harder and harder to find a well-paying job without a undergrad degree now.

Reruns of it, yeah. Although I watched it more for the time-traveling dog.

You'll need to go to a supermarket or convenience store for that. You can buy huge bags of tootsie rolls, especially around Halloween. I'm not sure if they changed anything since you had them though. Most of the food companies are constantly tweaking their recipes.

[agentdarcy]

To: Avengers; Hill, Maria; Potts, Pepper; Rhodeshouse
From: Lewis, Darcy;
Subject: RE: bullshit

Tequila. Good tequila, not something that tastes like floor stripper.

I'll make cookies for the house meeting. Send me requests if you have a favorite.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Avengers; Hill, Maria; Potts, Pepper; Rhodes, James; Darcy, Lewis
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: RE: bullshit

I only buy the best. So far we have two orders for tequila, two for vodka, Jack Daniels, and beer.

Katniss requests 'all the cookies'. He'll have to explain what he means by that.

[agentdarcy]

To: Avengers; Hill, Maria; Potts, Pepper; Rhodeshouse
From: Lewis, Darcy
Subject: RE: bullshit

I knew I liked you.

I'm familiar with the term, and it's pretty much what it says on the tin. Don't leave your cookies lying around unattended. Just saying.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Avengers; Hill, Maria; Potts, Pepper; Rhodes, James; Darcy, Lewis
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: RE: bullshit

Instant way to get into the heart of the masses. Buy good booze. Only better way than that is baking amazing cookies.

Considering the appetites running around, I'm not sure leaving any food unattended is a good idea.

[lt_col_rhodes]

You know what I like, why are you asking me what I want? And no spring break tales, Tony.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Rhodes, James
From: Stark, Tony

House camaraderie or something like that. And to help give other people ideas. We got quite the list going!

Don't worry. I'm saving those for best blackmail opportunity possible.

[lt_col_rhodes]

To: Stark, Tony
From: Rhodes, James

Gin, Tonic.

Winter break...that however is open.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Rhodes, James
From: Stark, Tony

Done and done.

IAP was always tamer anyways. More classes to distract me. All they offered for spring break were all those 'help feed the homeless', boring charity things.