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[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Hill, Maria
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: Prank Queen

I owe you a drink. Or ten. Just so you know. Because these videos that I have of Fury having to deal with his new hotline are the best thing ever. I'm keeping these for a rainy day when I need a good laugh. So you deserve a drink for that at least.

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[maria_hill]

To: Stark, Tony
From: Hill, Maria
Subject: Re: Prank Queen

You have videos? Obviously, he's gotten lax in security of his office. However, considering the circumstances, I'll make an exception and not report the security breach. I'm glad to know you got a laugh out of it, and I'll certainly accept a drink or ten.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Hill, Maria
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: re: Prank Queen

What's some hacking between friends? Not that I know if hacking was involved. They were a lovely present I got for not having the joy of going into the office.

In or out? I think I could get you a hundred drinks at least from what's in stock in the tower.

[maria_hill]

To: Stark, Tony
From: Hill, Maria
Subject: Re: Prank Queen

Oh, are you the other half of Fury's BFF 4-Evah heart necklace? I had wondered.

I'm in, but play bartender later in the week. I'll need a drink or ten by then after dealing with work for a few days.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Hill, Maria
From: Stark, Tony
Subject: re: Prank Queen

Oh yeah, totally. Found that BFF necklace going through all those boxes of SHIELD crap I inherited. There was a song and a dance. Not sure who's on easy street now though.

Any other secrets ready to pop out of the woodwork? Because a heads up would be nice. Especially if they decide to move into the tower.