Emails [very early Sunday morning]

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Bruce the Man
From: Tony the Poker
Subject: 'vacation'

First off, I better not be getting any answers to this email until midday because you should be in a very pleasant sexcoma still. If not, I'm going to have to give Natasha a talking to.

Onto the main email reason. I'm going to be away for a bit on 'business'. Keep an eye on Gmork, will you? Make sure he keeps being a good boy in following the lab rules and gets plenty of treats.

Also, warning, we are trying out the pants as soon as I come back. I have a feeling I might need some fun science time and what can be funner science than that? Ok, there's plenty of just a fun science, but humor me.


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To: Rhodey the Worrier
From: Here's Comes Trouble Stark
Subject: Away

Because I seem to remember lectures about you hating finding out about these things after the fact, especially from military higher ups and who knows what intel is going where, I'm going to be away for a bit. Before you start worrying, I'm not flying solo since SHIELD seems to be just as interested in the matter as I am.

Be good and make sure New York City doesn't burn down while I'm away, alright?

Comments

[doctor_banner]

To: Poky
From: You Can Just Call Me Bruce
Subject: 'vacation'

First, I'd like to see you give her that talking to. Really. I would especially like pictures of what your face looks like after.

Yeah, of course I'll look after Gmork. And the lab. Both of your babies will be just fine, Tony.

Sounds good. I'll arrange my schedule. Incidentally, where do you want to do this testing?

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: Bruce Has No Need For Nicknames
From: Not an Orange Clay Horse
Subject: re: 'vacation'

Does that mean there was no sexcoma? That makes me very sad. Very, very sad. I'll have to talk to her. I'll toss in asking her about being a kiss-a-gram. Get the double whammy.

And JARVIS. Be sure to talk all sciencey to JARVIS. We can't have him feeling neglected.


Where would you be most comfortable? We've got some reinforced rooms with little in them in the tower. But if you want something more intimate, there is always my bedroom or yours.

[doctor_banner]

To: He Who Pokes
From: Don't you think the Other Guy is enough nickname for anyone?
Subject: re: 'vacation'

It's eleven thirteen a.m., Tony. I'm normally awake at six, so I'm pretty sure this counts as midday. And yeah, still in bed. In my apartment, not on the couch in the lab.

Feed JARVIS' science kink. Check.

One of the reinforced rooms will be fine. 'Intimate' and Hulk are not two things I generally think about together, but thanks for that.

[playboy_philanthropist]

To: No Such Thing As Enough Nicknames
From: Bother Bother Bother
Subject: re: 'vacation'

I've been up since before the sun was up. I got to fly the quinjet. I'm going to start work on a hangar for it when we get back. I want one. Letting me fly it was probably Natasha's evil plan to get her way about it. I can't really complain. Good that it's in your apartment. I know lab sex is nice and kinky, but actual beds are nice too. And supposedly good for you.

Brilliant. I'll bring food. Maybe some shwarma. See if your tastes buds change any between you and The Other Guy.